1. theangelshaveteslasatncis:

    folie-a-killjoy:

    eli-manning:

    gurry:

    Aren’t we all internet explorers?

    image

    do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

    thats exactly what we are

    (via gnarly)

     
  2. nyurt:

    cat selfies

    (via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

     

  3. moosezekiel:

    zquidward:

    today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

    dj roomba tearin it up

    (via wonderfulgiantsinthesky)

     
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  5. joana-patrasc:

    Photographs in the apartment over the past year

    (via angelicgem)

     

  6. analish:

    do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

    (via thelifeandtimesofastagemanager)

     

  7. grandegarlic:

    loveandddrevenge:

    amphetaheroin:

    thepondsaregone:

    thorinoakenbutt:

    castielandpie:

    poryqon:

    it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

    I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

    For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

    WHAT

    WHAT

    I’m laughing

    what

    (via thelifeandtimesofastagemanager)

     
  8. roseyjehan:

    davidtennantspants:

    I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

    OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

    (Source: sandandglass, via makemysongtakeflight)

     

  9. tarntino:

    i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

    (via thelifeandtimesofastagemanager)

     
  10. fromcarouseltohair:

    lesfangirlblog:

    corinaisprettycool:

    ladydragon76:

    jackthevulture:

    IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

    SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

    For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

    And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

    One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

    Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

    My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

    "I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

    This is country music I would listen to.

    This is important

    Dude I’m so happy this has 14 thousand notes Maddie & Tae are my heroes

    "I was thinking bout a little white tank top sitting right there in the middle by me."

    That’s the one that comes to mind immediately to me.

    But like…

    ugh.

    I was raised on country music but like… this bro country wave is too fucking much.

    (via makemysongtakeflight)